Mr Speck gingerly approaching his food.

Quark Town Press have been investigating a complaint made by Mrs Potterbox.
Mrs Potterbox made the complaint on the 3^rd of March in regards to something eating all of her cats food .
Quark Town Press narrowed down the suspects to the Pistachio Piglets. However further inquires found that the piglets had not escaped and even if the had “ they would not be fast enough to get to the food before the cats” said Mrs Inot the piglet’s owner. The Q.T.P has been left with many questions and no answers.
If you have experienced anything similar or know who the culprits may be please contact The Mayor mayor@thequarkels.com.au

Another quirky day in Quark town has passed. The usual Valentines spoon giving tradition was destroyed today as husbands and boyfriends woke to find all their spoons missing. Wives and girlfriends’ were puzzled as they received knives and forks instead of the usual love spoon. Is this the beginning of a new Quark Town tradition? More importantly what happened to all the spoons in Quark Town?
Quarkarians have had to travel to Pinkwington to buy spoons so they can enjoy breakfast, soup and ice-cream once again.
Sergeant Jillips said “I will not rest until I find the culprit who has stolen our spoons and destroyed valentines day”.